(Move over Santa, Law School Has a Whole New Jingle)

On the first day of finals, law school gave to me: a family that I never get to see.

On the second day of finals, law school gave to me: two…. late to register for exam soft

On the third day finals, law school gave to me: three borrowed outlines.

On the fourth day of finals, law school gave to me: four missed weekends

On the fifth day of finals, law school gave to me: five calls to my therapist

On the sixth day of finals, law school gave to me: six moochers wanting outlines

On the seventh day of finals, law school gave to me: seven hundred flash cards

On the eighth day of finals, law school gave to me: eight too much tea room

On the ninth day of finals, law school gave to me: nine gallons of coffee

On the tenth day of finals, law school gave to me: ten ruined friendships

On the eleventh day of finals, law school gave to me: eleven naps in my car

On the twelfth day of finals, law school gave to me: twelve people in my study room

Written By: Chris DeClue, 2L Staff Writer